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Added on September 8, 2009

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Beer does not solve problems...But if you think again,neither does Milk

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Added on August 12,2009

The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame, then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading" ~ Henny Youngman WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~ Dave Howell WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

Added on April 7, 2009

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Added on April 8, 2008

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Added on Jan. 9, 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.


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Added on Dec.7, 2007
It took me all weekend, I finished every bottle and finally got my tree up!!!

How to Speak Beer Geek by Ken Wells.

It is taken from following website : http://smallbusiness.aol.com/start/startup/article-partner/_a/how-to-speak-beer-geek/20070620153009990002

The American beerscape has changed for the better. Now, learn to navigate it.

Portyfolio.com

Here’s a trick question. What is the best place in the world right now to drink beer, based on range of styles available, number of brands available, and, most important, taste?

Germany? No.

Great Britain? No.

Belgium, where all those monks make beer? Good guess, but wrong again.

It’s right here in the good ole U.S.A.

“Impossible!” cry certain kinds of people, mostly European (or worse, Australian or Canadian) beer snobs oblivious to the beer revolution that has taken place in America over the last quarter century. Since the early 1980s, when we were down to three main national brands (Bud, Miller, and Coors) and a few dozen regional beer makers, beer has made a remarkable comeback.

This is mostly thanks to “craft beer” makers operating small-production brewpubs or microbreweries, who started brewing beer for palates that had grown weary of the homogenized stuff that big beer makers were turning out. Today, 1,436 breweries (including brewpubs) populate the American beerscape, producing an astonishing array of beer styles and choices.

True, many of these breweries have only local or regional distribution. But beers from a growing number of the top 50 craft brewers—Boston Beer Co. (maker of Sam Adams) and Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. among them—are available nationally or pan-regionally. And anyone really serious about beer could travel the length and breadth of America for a year and still not make much of a dent in the nation’s continually growing beer list. (I know, because I tried this.) Just do some simple math. Let’s say that each of the 1,436 breweries (or brewpubs) offers an average of six beers (and I think that’s conservative). That’s edging up toward 9,000 beers to choose from.

So, you’re a Bud drinker (or a repentant European beer snob) shocked by these revelations? Don’t be alarmed. You can join the enlightened beer conversation, and the fun, simply by learning a few new-beer fundamentals and asking some intelligent questions. You might even become a “beer geek,” as craft-beer aficionados self-deprecatingly refer to themselves.

First thing to know: Beer is made using a simple recipe of water, malt (usually kilned barley), yeast, and hops. But the great river of beer divides into two streams: lager and ale.

Bud is lager. So is Coors, so is Miller, so is Heineken, so is Corona.

Guinness is ale. So is Bass. So is Sam Adams Honey Porter and Sierra Nevada.

What’s the difference between lager and ale? And what about pilsner? On the flavor front, consider this music analogy: Lager is like smooth jazz and Top 40 and, now and then, great classical music; ale is funk, salsa, even heavy metal. Pilsner is simply a style of lager originating in the Pilsen area of the Czech Republic.

As for where the flavor originates, it basically comes down to yeast.

Ale is the world’s original beer, brewed by pharaoh and Pilgrim alike. It’s the beer of Shakespeare and the British pub; the beer beloved by Ben Franklin. It’s also the favorite style of modern American craft brewers. The very first ale was no doubt brewed accidentally in some lost millennium when free-ranging yeast “spoiled” a batch of grain that some hunter-gatherer had left soaking in water. It wouldn’t have tasted like much but, ah, the buzz.

Ale yeast’s main virtue is that it ferments at room temperature—so, ale can be made almost anyplace. The yeast does its work at the top of fermentation tanks, gobbling up sugars and throwing off byproducts, notably alcohol but also some earthy, fruity compounds. It is less ravenous than lager yeast, and leaves behind more fermentable sugars. Thus, ales can taste quite complex—too complex for some palates.

Lager, meanwhile, didn’t commercially exist until the early 1840s, but now it rules the world. About 95 percent of all beer consumed on earth is lager.

What explains this? Again, the yeast. Though its origins are murky, lager yeast, one theory holds, is a mutation of wine yeast. It was discovered accidentally (again) by German brewers tired of their ales souring in the summer heat. These brewers started storing their ales in caves, where at some point a batch got fermented by mutated yeast and produced a beer that was lighter, crisper, and drier. Modern chemistry would prove that this is because lager yeast leaves fewer byproducts in the beer. Lager yeast has one major drawback, however. It only ferments at cold temperatures—meaning, until mechanical refrigeration, it could only be made in caves or cellars.

Lager was an instant success in Europe. Not only was it crisp and refreshing, but owing to the development of pale malt in the 19th century, it was golden and clear, unlike dark, cloudy ales. Lager was introduced to these shores very shortly afterward, by immigrant brewers with names like Anheuser, Busch, Miller, Coors, and Pabst, and basically chased ale from the landscape—until the craft brew revolution of the 1980s. (Even today, ale is a fading style in Britain and only really thrives in Belgium, thanks to those monks. Germany and the rest of Northern Europe are lager dominions.)

Is the lager made by early German brewers the same as the lager made today? Not quite. Bud, Miller, and Coors make a style now known as American light lager.

The main distinction between American light and original American lager (and traditional European lager) is the use of so-called adjuncts—mainly corn or rice—as a replacement for or supplement to barley malt, which is expensive. The move away from pure barley malt may have begun as a response to shortages at various times. But the beer—lighter in color and taste—caught on, and the big brewers have stuck with adjunct formulas.

So Bud and its ilk are bad? Bud’s not my favorite, but I’ve drunk many a pleasurable one on a hot day at the beach or ballpark. These beers are brewed to very high standards; the issue is their recipes. The great virtue—and weakness—of this style is that it’s inoffensive to most palates. Add talking-frog or hot-bar-chick advertising campaigns and you can sell a lot of it. Indeed, half of all beer sold in America is made by Anheuser-Busch; Miller and Coors account for another 25 percent.

So beer geeks hate lager? Not exactly, but many disparage American light lagers as watered down, homogenized versions of the robust beers that immigrant German brewers brought here. A growing number of craft brewers are making old-style lagers with lots of barley malt and hops, hewing to the traditional European formulas. (Smuttynose Portsmouth Lager is one tasty example.) And if you want to impress a beer geek, ask him or her to recommend a black lager. It’s really just a lager made with dark-roasted barley malt.

What if don’t like ale? I find Guinness too thick and Bass too bitter. I don’t like all ales, either, but ale covers such a wide spectrum of styles and flavors that if you like beer at all, you’ll eventually find something to drink. Pale ale, a style popularized by Sierra Nevada, has some lager-like qualities: It’s golden in color and crisp in flavor. So does Kölsch, though you’ll have to look harder to find it, since not many craft brewers make it. If you come across a Kölsch called Hollywood Blonde, grab it—it’s incredibly smooth.

How can I sound beer savvy to a bunch of beer geeks? Ask, “Are you a hops fan or a malt fan?”

These are the two major camps in the ale-drinking world: imbibers of lighter-colored and lighter-bodied ales, like pale ale and India pale ale (I.P.A.), which traditionally have a moderate to high hops content; and stouts, the dark ales, of which Guinness is the best-known example.

Great. But what are hops and why are stouts dark? Hops are the flower cones of a vine related to the nettle and the marijuana plant. They give beer a mildly bitter bite and floral overtones. Stouts (and black lagers) contain barley malt that was roasted differently—the darker the malt, the darker the beer.

How do I know if I’ve become a beer geek? When you pick up a bottle of India pale ale and are annoyed if the I.B.U. rating isn’t on the bottle. (If you have to ask what an I.B.U. is, you aren’t a beer geek yet.)


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Ben Franklin said: "In beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have consumed more than 1 kilogram (2.2053 Lbs) of Escherichia coli bacteria, found in feces. In plain words, we would be drinking 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking beer goes through a purification process in boiling, filtering, and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Beer = Health.
In conclusion: It's better to drink beer, and talk stupid, than to drink water, and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I'm just performing a public service... Cheers!!!!!!
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh,
    I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go
    nearly as well with pizza".
    ~Dave Barry
    Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
     and over again that you love them.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
    ~ Dave Howell
     Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
     converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I
grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly 
as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you love them.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

~Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex with out spitting.

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New View of Conservatives and Liberals

The 2 most important events in all of history were the  invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered it required  grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.  

Some men spent their days tracking  and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was  the beginning of what is known as "the Conservative movement."

Other  men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the  conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing,  fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some  of these liberal men eventually evolved into women.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the  domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that  conservatives provided. Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by  the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with  lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw  fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of  their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers,  personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it  wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women.  Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction  workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives,  Marines, athletes and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who  own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a  living.  

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern"  the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals  remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in  after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get MORE for  nothing.   Here ends today's lesson in world history:

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Oh, the humanity!

Please read below and click on the attachment...this is a very sad story...

 Very sobering indeed!!!

A picture of a horrible highway accident in  Ireland . The picture may be kind of hard to take for some of you.

If you look closely you can see what appear to be some survivors of the accident still in the wreckage. Although the picture is quite graphic, it makes you realize how quickly our loved ones can be taken from us.

My friend stayed on the scene to help and even though he performed mouth to mouth on quite a few of them, none apparently survived.

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Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones

Scientists for Health Canada have suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding,100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

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The Philosophy of Alcohol

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be  shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
   ~Henry Youngman
   Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
   WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not"
   ~Stephen Wright
   Warning: The Consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall
   asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's
   all get drunk and go to heaven!"
   ~Brian O'Rourke
   Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
   ~Benjamin Franklin
   Warning: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

 

 

 

 

 

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